In accordance with the instructions of the Ministry of Equality, here is a draft for the modification of the four gospels in order to promote gender equality.
Towards evening Jesus arrived with the twelve - the six apostles and the six apostles - and they sat down at the table. For it to be the Passover dinner, Jesus was not very excited.
- Come on, boys, cheer up, we'll take a group selfie. smile!
The apostles arranged the table with Jesus at the head and an alternation of gender so that the apostles would not be grouped together and spoil their dinner by arguing about the last evening of the Roman circus.
-If you get together, either the gladiators come out or you criticize the Sadducees and we are not celebrating.
– My sister had a Sadducean boyfriend and he treated her like a queen.
At one point, Jesus began to wash the feet of the male and female disciples. Simona - and not because she had already had a pedicure a few days ago - put bruises on Jesus, but to conclude the discussion - and already in passing - she asked him to "wash my hands and head too".
Anticipating that it would end at a quarter to fifteen if everyone asked for hands, haircuts, dyeing and drying and to avoid the eternal discussion about who was the favorite, Jesus added:
-He who has bathed only needs to wash his feet (...) and you are clean, although not all of you.
The phrase fell like a bomb among the apostles and apostles, who began to speculate about what was pointed out.
- I think this is because of Joana, who is young. And since men are so stupid when they see a young woman...
- Maybe it's me?, they said one after the other.
- He will tell you! Look how naive you are...
Jesus cut off the gender discussion to give a clue.
– One of the twelve who eats the same dish as me.
At this point, Petra grew up and committed herself to death with the Messiah. Joana, on the other hand, looked at Judas Iscariot, very quietly.
- What do you think, apostle?
