When everyone believed that Brad Pitt's eternal youth lies in snail slime, @jorg3leiner reveals that no, he uses albino unicorn liver extract creams with Mediterranean newt scales.
The actor turned 60 this Monday and X or Instagram users have had no way of not finding out. For some it is the second time that he has reached sixty. In July it was said as is. From the Wimbledon final, images of Pitt chewing potatoes and determined to make The Curious Case of Benjamin Button his autobiography were reproduced ad nauseam.
That at this age he is still handsome enough to hurt, the users took it upon themselves to remember it. For example, with the only episode of Friends in which he appears, with Phoebe looking at the sky and congratulating God Our Lord for a job well done. She also how sexy she is when she chews. @TheCinesthetic is partly to blame, with a 30-second compilation recovered with moments of Pitt eating.
But it's diving into the web and discovering wonders. Pitt gobbles. A lot. In all the movies. A 15-minute video demonstrates this, and there are detailed articles about Rusty, his role in Ocean's Eleven, who devours any filth in almost every scene. The summum, a ranking of feasts on the big screen. They count 55, including cheeseburgers, nachos, popcorn, milkshakes, pancakes... (What if the secret of his youth is here?). Only in one story is there even more talk about agapes: Don Quixote, but more due to lack than abundance. Pitt is more Sancho Panza than the knight.
He turned 60. A good part of the congratulations on the networks highlight that it is better than eating a chicken with your hands, and there has been no noise on the networks to highlight him only for his physique. He also happens lately with women. In January Gina Lollobrigida died, her beauty was enhanced and there were almost no dissenting voices.
She, and even Pitt despite his status as a man, are signs that it has become clear, at least for part of society, that for centuries women have been despised, set aside, undervalued to the extreme ("for most of history, 'Anonymous' was a woman," Virginia Woolf said), and that, once this is understood, it has evolved into a thought that allows, by improvement, to designate them, now, by physical attributes without assuming a reduction pure or that its merits are excluded or forgotten, as inevitably happened some time ago.
Brad is ready to eat it. So was Gina. And there's nothing wrong with saying it.
