On the night of last Monday, November 6, 'La Resistencia' received the visit of three very special guests: Javier Cansado, Javier Coronas and Pepe Colubi. These three outstanding comedians, recognized for their wit and sense of humor, came together in an episode that promised laughter and fun for the audience.
The reason behind their appearance on David Broncano's program was their collaboration in the successful program 'Ilustres Ignorantes', which they have been sharing since November 2008. Javier Cansado, who is the host of the program, along with his colleagues Coronas and Colubi, has established a solid link with the Movistar interview space. “Old School” in ‘The Resistance’.
“I don't know if they are in good health because they are people who live intensely,” commented David Broncano before inviting us to enter. “Three of the best comedians on the planet,” he added, giving way to Javier Cansado, Javier Coronas and Pepe Colubi. Javier Cansado arrived “tired”, confessing that he was feeling unwell. “What would happen if one day Cansado died live?” asked Broncano. “We would put it straight,” answered Pepe Colubi.
Javier Coronas, for his part, came in criticizing the audience and alluding to a previous sketch about “dead cocks” with which he felt he was being referred to. “Put a normal sofa, like Buenafuente's, which was expensive. Not Ingrid's bed. “Everything is fatal,” Coronas continued to protest.
Coronas took the opportunity to mess with David Broncano's hair: “It's like you got bored of mowing the grass.” "Is rare. “It's a moss hair,” said Cansado. Between anecdotes, Javier Corona told the first time that David Broncano tried whiskey and didn't like it: “Dani Rovira was with us, who was going to drink a gin and tonic and had not yet added the tonic. As David had not liked whiskey at all, he offered him gin as water.
The trio of comedians celebrated with David Broncano the fifteenth anniversary of 'Ilustres Ignorantes'. “When the program started, I was devastated. These two bastards, I returned to stardom,” says Javier Cansado between fake tears. “Javi is in ‘Illustrious Ignorants’ because Carlos Faemino said he wasn’t,” Javier Coronas clarified.
During the delivery of gifts, Coronas interrupted David Broncano: “Your dick is showing.” And the presenter, on the stage of the Príncipe Gran Vía Theater in Madrid, replaced it. Next, Coronas assured that 'La Resistencia' was missing a show and, after taking out a can of water, he announced the test of 'The Fair Liter'. “Pablo Motos must be very screwed for not having thought of this for ‘El Hormiguero’,” considered David Broncano. Tired, he nailed the book on the first try.
When, suddenly, for no apparent reason, David Broncano began to mix earth with water, Javier Coronas pronounced: “David, you don't make television. “You are in a playground.”
David Broncano asked the three comedians if they asked the classic questions of 'La Resistencia'. Javier Coronas distributed the questions: “Colubi, sexual relations; Tired, money in the bank; And I, I already brought a new game.” In this way, Pepe Colubi responded to the frequency of his sexual activity: “I haven't fucked in a long time. With every handjob, I try to remember when I fucked. It is a straw diluted in memories.” Javier Cansado was sincere about his finances: “Incalculable, I have a lot of money. I have been making money non-stop for 35 years and I am stingy,” he replied ironically.
“They haven't asked us anything serious,” Coronas protested. “You haven't made it easy for me. “It was like interviewing three poodles,” David Broncano defended himself. And the curtain closed.
