Scare or Treat: Vote or Vacation

And suddenly the end of the world came: the face that Àngels Barceló left when he found out about the electoral advance is the same as that of those who traditionally take vacations in July, because August is overcrowded and that.

Oliver Thansan
Oliver Thansan
01 June 2023 Thursday 16:23
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Scare or Treat: Vote or Vacation

And suddenly the end of the world came: the face that Àngels Barceló left when he found out about the electoral advance is the same as that of those who traditionally take vacations in July, because August is overcrowded and that. You will see how in the coming summers there will be slaps for changing the shifts. Meanwhile, from here we ask Twitter, so attentive to everything, to stop including ads for beaches and ladies in bikinis (gentlemen too) among the tweets of those who are thinking about the chances of getting a polling station. It's already bad slime.

Once the initial swoon passed, the networks were baited on the date. Rosa Villacastín wondered what all the fuss was about: "If a few days ago the economy was going so badly (...), how is it possible that so many citizens had reserved hotels, planes, trains, to spend magnificent vacations." She answers (among others) BartO: "Most of us currelas go to our grandmother's house in town or we rent a shabby apartment one kilometer from the beach."

Cheer up, they are only going to call 545,283 people out of the 31,500,000 possible; If you are going to do calculations, keep in mind that there are variables, such as place of residence (by number of inhabitants), etc.

Follow the joke and it is very easy to deduce which block each one belongs to. AskeRosaQuintana ironically: "With Franco you could go on vacation calmly, knowing that you would not be summoned to a polling station." Carol Guerrero quotes Ramón Tamames: "It is a personal revenge for Pedro Sánchez and it distorts the lives of millions of Spaniards who should be on vacation."

Gentlemen, ladies, you see, things are going strong, and it has just begun, as they say. But there is also something for everyone: with your heart in your hand, answer the question from La Puta Llama (sorry, it's called that): "Which do you prefer, being at a polling station or on vacation with your family and the brother in law?".

Of course there is voting by mail, but the issue is also going strong, some speak of a lack of guarantees, others of a lack of desire... The only ones who speak what they have to speak are the CSIF of Correos: with the advance, more a quarter of the staff will be on vacation: "10,000 reinforcement contracts are needed."

Perhaps the best tweet in this regard is that of Fiorella Faltoyano: "I'm going on vacation from Twitter until July 23." Some will extend them, those of Twitter.