Spain deserves more. And much more. The time has come to vote for Pacma, to see if it suddenly enters the Congress of Deputies - 326,000 votes in the last general elections, a 14% increase - and is decisive in the governability of Spain and its animals.
I will vote Pacma for Floquet de Neu, the best ambassador that Barcelona has had since the Paral·lel stars. What a way to face the visitors! What a way to touch the bean! And always with a sausage for the little ones...
If people read the electoral programs, they would understand the decision better. "Maximum welfare for animals". This is what I say these days, when I write columns in an attic without refrigeration, I go out for drinks and the ladies are at the gym and I think, oh, if Floquet lived, they could still present him to the Senate.
Among the many and varied prohibitions, Pacma proposes to cover zoos - including the one in Menorca, which exists -, a release that would allow chimpanzees, my favorite companion animal, to enjoy the streets.
Fortunately, unlike cats and dogs, the Pacma exempts apes from mandatory - and "subsidized" - sterilization. As you can see they know the chimpanzees, the divorced man's best friend is good! Unfortunately, things change. Something tells me they are bad to drink if you touch them according to…
Don't think it's all about animal welfare. The program also cares about humans and advocates banning foie – so contraindicated for a healthy death – and new fish farms, lest the poor eat sea bass every month.
If Pacma enters Congress, goodbye lions, welcome animal kingdom. The regulations would be modified so that elected animalists could bring stigmatized species and thus make visible the bad life we give to urban pigeons, wild boars run over by drivers who lose their lives for not paying attention and these 300,000 animals that every year – the figure is from Pacma – are abandoned and not in shelters.
Only the malicious can relate these 326,000 votes to abandoned animals. They wouldn't!
Snowflake, twenty years already, always in my heart!
