Taylor Swift and 'Mr Irrelevant'

In this Super Bowl (LVIII edition of the American Football League final) so much noise has been generated off the field that there are those who find it ironic.

Oliver Thansan
Oliver Thansan
10 February 2024 Saturday 09:28
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Taylor Swift and 'Mr Irrelevant'

In this Super Bowl (LVIII edition of the American Football League final) so much noise has been generated off the field that there are those who find it ironic. Is there also a game being played?

Everything surrounding this Sunday in Las Vegas the clash between the champions, the Kansas City Chiefs, and the San Francisco 49ers (12:30 a.m.), rematch for the Californians from the 2020 final (2019 season), has made this event of the NFL in the most relevant in decades, unparalleled in interest and media coverage. They predict a record audience. The choice of Sin City was already a coup. This enclave in the desert, which its best chronicler, Hunter S. Thompson described with terms like “fear and loathing,” was an impossible place. Until the rain of millions of dollars sought to eclipse the attraction caused by the mafia for the benefit of family leisure. Despite the effort, the members of both teams have been kept away from the casinos.

But the Taylor Swift effect is even more present, who is expected to travel at the last minute from Japan, after a concert on her tour, to be the number one hooligan of her boyfriend, Travis Kelce, one of the stars of the Missouri. Their relationship gave rise to the Swelce case.

The conspirators of the extreme right do not see a love relationship there, but rather a setup by the perfidious (and forgetful) president Joe Biden so that the singer at the top of the world will give him her support in the November elections. According to this theory, the Chiefs are in the finals thanks to rigged matches, offering the opportunity for Swift, a spy, to express her joy after each victory of her beloved.

The singer assured that her lucky number is 13 and the cabalist conspirators make calculations. This edition is the 58th, 5 plus eight equals 13, and the 49ers, in the sum, also equals 13, clear signs of manipulation.

However, there is a party. The Chiefs are dominant, four finals in five years. It would be the third title in this period. His quarterback Patrick Mahomes, if he wins, will partially equal the greatest, Tom Brady. At 28 years old he would have three trophies as the benchmark for that age (later another four would fall).

On the other side will be quarterback Brock Purdy, 24, second year and first as a starter for San Francisco, the best team in the regular season. Qualified as the

Purdy is known as Mr. Irrelevant. It is the distinction to the 262nd pick, the last in the draft. He is the first to reach the Super Bowl.

And since this is the end of the conspiracy, a journalist asked Purdy on the eve of his resemblance to Lee Harvey Oswald, the assassin of President John F. Kennedy, the great American conspiracy.