Apparently, Catalonia “will make history” – universal? – if on Saturday, March 16, all its theaters hang the sold out sign – ready to abuse language –, according to the announcement of the “No Empty Seat” campaign.
The possibility of making history without killing anyone is attractive. At reasonable prices, it will be enough to place your body in an armchair, silence your cell phone and even take a nap – at the risk of marital nudging – to make history.
And to think that Napoleon Bonaparte had to lead several winter campaigns, suffer exile, marry Josephine and put on an unfriendly face in his portraits to enter history!
And you, have you already made history? What are you waiting for? It is convenient to take advantage of fashion now that the requirement that only that which changes the course of humanity is history has disappeared.
At various dinners with friends he has urged them to examine their conscience, review their lives and confess whether they have already made history or are in the process. Unfortunately, everyone believes they have made history throughout their lives.
–One night, five times!
Mother of beautiful love, Camilo Sesto who are in heaven, two gardenias for you...
What a generation of the binary male human gender of mine!
–Forty-eight hours, ten minutes and twenty-four seconds without leaving the room at the Los Podencos hotel.
–I did it on the deck of a pedal skate in the Tyrrhenian Sea!
–Everyone has made love on a pedal skate in the Tyrrhenian Sea, Artemio! The merit is in doing it in the sleeve of the Mar Menor. That was indeed historic, especially when a couple from the Civil Guard, the photographer from Ideal de Murcia and a committee of mothers from Castilla-La Mancha were waiting for us on the shore...
–The Boeing 747 was flying over the lakes of Covadonga when the stylist in the seat next to me slipped her hand...
How can there be men like that, so childish?, some readers will ask. That's what I say, I'm part of them! Of course, the Khmer Rouge made more history and no one told them anything.
