The great feats of humanity are usually overrated and simply obey necessity, as demonstrated by the potato omelet. For pleasure, what is said for pleasure, the man does not stick a seal and would never have left the cave unless his wife, fed up with the troglodyte Artemio, ordered it.
Young people in Spain aspire to own an apartment to live in peace for the rest of their days and everything is easy, real estate market aside. Once you have acquired an apartment, you just have to fill it with furniture, impressive paintings – no posters of the Quinta del Buitre – and a multipurpose bed, just like a sports hall in Ourense.
Suddenly, after a few years, the apartment begins to ask for renovation. Is it easier to reform the 1978 Constitution or an eighty-square-meter apartment?
I would prefer to reform the Magna Carta than my apartment, despite the opinion of friends whose electoral slogan usually is: you would look great with some reforms!
–And what does that mean?
According to the reformist women, changing the mood of an urban apartment is simple: it only requires a few days of absence – or weeks – and money, but not that much because today – they emphasize “today”, perhaps they imply that I am a contemporary of the troglodyte Artemio – simple solutions abound when it comes to the home.
–And if you knock down this partition...
This is where the strong emotions begin. Who doesn't like knocking down walls in El Paso, Texas, flying over the sound barrier and knocking down partitions in their apartment!
–If they are there, it will be for a reason...
No. They are there, like Everest, not to be conquered but to be demolished, taking advantage of the fact that there are brigades of immigrants capable of anything, including promising not to leave a speck behind.
–This bathroom would be beautiful...
–It's a red line!
Having said this nonsense, the theory arises that requesting a quote costs nothing and does not involve any commitment. Is free! Come on, like walking into a clothing store and asking for a sweater that you know you're not going to buy.
-Not pass!
-Artemio, don't be a jerk, you're going to have a beautiful apartment.
