Last year, on TikTok they started talking about a new way to wear perfume. The trend has been growing to such an extent that now The Independent dedicates a report to it. It is called vabbing because it combines the English words vagina (there is no need to translate it) and dabbing (gerund of the verb to spread).
According to the promoters of this technique, all you have to do is insert your fingers into your vagina, collect a pinch of the fluid you find, and apply it where you usually wear perfume. It is ideal before a date or when you go out to a party, because vaginal secretions contain pheromones and pheromones play a very important role – experts say – in the interrelationship prior to mating.
The instructions for use given by The Independent are clear: “First things first: wash your hands. Once your hands are clean, insert one or two fingers into the vagina and apply the moisture to pressure points like any other perfume: on the neck, behind the ears, or on the wrists. Wash your hands again and that's it!"
Could cis men, who do not have a vagina and therefore no vaginal discharge, use the smegma (the popularly known cottage cheese) that appears between the foreskin and the glans as a perfume? The problem is, if they're circumcised, like I am, there's no cottage cheese anywhere. In our case, could we ask a colleague or an acquaintance to do us the favor of allowing us to provide ourselves with her vaginal fluid? Just two little fingers.
It should be noted that you save a lot of money. A bottle of Chanel No. 5 of 100 milliliters costs 162 euros (VAT included). On the other hand, the bodily fluids are completely free and if, throughout the night, you notice that they are losing their pheromonic effect, you can add more at any time. They are also an undeniable local product. More than kilometer zero cannot be.
