You have been PSOED, again

Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pe.

Oliver Thansan
Oliver Thansan
29 April 2024 Monday 05:04
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You have been PSOED, again

Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pe... Pedro Sánchez has subjected the digital agora to five days of creative stress that only he and his decision to keep the rental contract in Moncloa can overcome. Five days with raccoons spinning to the sound of Raffaella Carrà and a resolution worthy of Explota, explotame, explo... Only the abyss in which the socialists have found themselves can explain the reactions to X by Minister Óscar Puente with a meme of actor Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, ringing the bell with a “Let's go!”; or of the mayor of Barcelona celebrating the resurrection of Sánchez with the tiktoker raccoon of the Russian @fleksa30 and a remix of Carrà.

Sánchez denied the return three times - "then it's not worth it" - before confirming that he was left with a "yes" coming from inside the Moncloa palace sneaking into the hearts of his appearance. According to the president , "social mobilization has had a decisive influence" on his decision, although he should not have referred to the networks: polarization is at its maximum and the mud is rising between the tendencies: psychopath, dictator...

According to Professor of Social Psychology @davidlois_UNED: "Conservative people are more susceptible to disinformation, fake news and conspiracy theories, and producers of disinformation tend to specifically target audiences with a right-wing profile." "It's scientific", confirms Minister Puente in the other trench. A dangerous and viral game like the perro sanxe of 23-J but with still unknown results.

In September 2017 La Vanguardia asked the then head of the opposition: Can this State crisis lead to a motion of censure? "I will not be president of the Government at any price", he replied. Nine months later Sánchez entered the Moncloa, after a motion of no confidence that dislodged Soraya Sáenz de Santamaría from Mariano Rajoy's seat...

The digital newspaper library is also relentless. A tweet from the president of September 18, 2018 returns to our screens. "5 days of vertigo, grateful to friends...". The front page of La Vanguardia that day was: "Sánchez counterattacks with the suppression of capacity". An express constitutional reform proposed in the midst of controversy over his doctoral thesis. It has been five more days of vertigo but resolved for now with no proposals to get out of the mud. Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pe is what the PSOE offers. Like Rick Astley and his cheat link from more than fifteen years ago, versioned for the occasion: You've been psoed again.