In accordance with the instructions of the Ministry of Equality, here is a draft for the modification of the four gospels in order to promote gender equality.
At sunset Jesus came with the twelve – the six apostles and the six apostles – and they sat down at the table. For Easter dinner, Jesus was not very talkative.
–Come on guys, cheer up, let's take a group selfie. smiles!
The apostles arranged the table with Jesus at the head and an alternation of gender so that the apostles were not grouped and gave them dinner discussing the last evening of the Roman circus.
–If you get together, either the gladiators come out or you criticize the Sadducees and we are not there for what we celebrate.
“My sister had a Sadducee boyfriend and he treated her like a queen.
At one point, Jesus began to wash the feet of the disciples and the disciples. Simona – and not because days ago she had already had a pedicure – objected to Jesús, but to settle the issue – and incidentally – she asked him to “wash my hands and head too”.
Anticipating that this would end after so many hours if everyone asked for hands, a haircut, dye and blow-dry and to avoid the eternal discussion about who was the favorite, Jesus added:
–He who has bathed only needs to wash his feet (...) and you are clean, although not all of you.
The phrase fell like a bomb and shot the apostles and the apostles, who began to speculate about the designated man or woman.
-I think this is about Juana, who is a pava. And since men are so stupid when they see a young woman...
"Is it me?" they said one after the other.
"He's going to tell you!" Look how naive you are...
Jesus cut short the gender discussion to give a hint.
–One of the twelve who eats the same dish as me.
At this point, Petra broke down and vowed to go to her death with the Messiah. Juana, on the other hand, looked at Judas Iscariot, very quiet.
–What are you thinking, apostle?
