Nothing new under the sun. Initially, before any eventuality beyond his control, a Spaniard tends to evade. What if on Sunday, July 23, I am chosen as a table member but my in-laws celebrate their golden wedding anniversary at a Pizza Hut?
Once the fondness for shirking has been overcome and a thousand absurd alibis discarded before the hypothesis of being summoned to form a polling station, the Spaniard thinks about them all. He is a Miura bull: better not let him think.
-Honey, they have summoned me to preside over a polling station, just the bridge that we were going to hit in Gandia with the children...
-And what are you going to do?
–Sacrifice me! I leave you on Friday installed in the Don Jaime XV hotel, I return to Torrelodones on Saturday and return on Monday.
One night out drinking in Madrid, an illustrious and loquacious lawyer approached me to explain his –very obvious– fondness for going out at night, presumably incompatible with being married (of those of second marriage).
–Just out of curiosity, and your wife doesn't say anything to you when you come back at five in the morning?
The Iberian genius appeared, the peninsular gene...
–The turn of trade! I have had to assist a friend or an anonymous detainee. The only bad thing is that I have to go to an ATM before entering the house, take out the 300 euros that they pay in cash, and leave it in plain sight so that she can do what she wants!
For the sake of service journalism, readers should be warned to verify if their partners have been summoned to be part of a table on July 23 or, on the contrary, they have met the lovers to have a party of the bipartisanship with brunch (cava included).
Adulterers, enterprising and optimistic people, do what they can to see themselves and have the virtue of finding opportunities where others see problems.
And if the summons is real, we always have the option of socializing, sharing the election with the voters and pocketing 70 euros along the way.
-Itziar Uriarte Etxeverria.
–From Teruel, beautiful? Vote!
Better the bridge in Gandia?
