Day of pleasure tutorials for women in the networks. Tuesday was the international day of the Female Orgasm (eighth edition) and the crotch, normal, took on the wet role of the anniversary. The celebration coincided with International Cat Day, but the truth is that meowing was no match for moaning. The celebration of the kittens was blurred. Lots of ahhhhhh and little meow!
Gender unionism joined the sex party with a protest spirit. The slogan was that we must end the pleasure gap. That is, the supposed difference between the greater number of men who reach orgasm compared to that of women. Let us note that it seems necessary for clitoral activists to reach a consensus on the percentage of women who never reach the climax. On Tuesday the disparity in the figures reigned and that always diminishes credibility. But let's not give it more importance. After all, is there anyone who tells the truth on these issues?
The day passed with a festive air, with most of the celebrants wishing each other a happy orgasm, which the lucky ones must have had, and with the sex toy industry striving to make visible the goodness and infallibility of its products. Internet users with a vocation for education mostly illustrated the need to enthrone the clitoris and overthrow the historical reign of the vagina to ensure greater performance in sexual adventures.
With so much biological conventionalism, the risk appeared that one or another group would feel hurt, displaced, marginalized, stirred up and silenced. So there was no shortage of reminders about the fact that if the female orgasm was celebrated, that of women with a penis should also be included in that category, regardless of size and girth.
Between so much sex taken seriously there was also a touch of humor. As talent also has its limitations in the networks, several accounts made use of the same occurrence: “I see that it is the international day of the Female Orgasm. Are you serious or are you also faking it?"
Apart from the little joke, we must attest to a paradox: the most shared image to celebrate the day was Meg Ryan's fake cumshot in the movie When Harry Met Sally (1989). All in all, it is to be assumed that the true celebration, for whom she had it, occurred outside of the screens. Less networking and more orgasms could be the motto for the next edition.
