Bed bugs belong to the kingdom Animalia, class Insecta and suborder Mala Leche, because although they do not transmit dangerous diseases, when they bite they cause an unbearable itch. Bedbugs make your life miserable and hence the word bedbug, accepted by the RAE in its double meaning of “annoy” and “annoy.” Therefore, when we talk about a bed bug we can both refer to a specimen of Cimex lectularius and to a human nose bug, with the difference that the former are usually found in beds and the latter, everywhere.
A search for the old Twitter and TikTok convinces us that the thing, which some call collective psychosis, comes to us, like children, from Paris. Others go further and point out that Putin received Macron at the end of a kilometer-long table to make sure in case the French president did not come alone...
In case you didn't know what a bedbug looks like, X has become Wikipedia and they are out there. They are in the meters of all the cities in the world, according to the tweeters, who have undertaken a search like Pokémon Go at the time. A video is circulating of London with some extra-large bed bugs that bite even on the other side of the screen.
The most curious thing is that no one thinks of giving them a good smack and eliminating them, since they are right in front of them, but rather to record and record, record and record. The end of the world will catch us with the iPhone in one hand and the scraper in the other. Lorenzo Lamas, the king of beds, would have a choice in the streets of half the world. Another of the videos of the moment shows the old City of Light with its abandoned mattresses, converted into the capital of Raska-yu, a viral song in Spain in the 1940s, with its bedbugs and its defeats.
Those of us who went to EGB remember that “Chínchate” with which we used to annoy our classmates and brothers. Childhood is the age of innocence, you know. At my school we used to poke each other viciously, and to the “chínchate” we added a “cascate” indicative of what good people we would become. Gloria Fuertes created a story about Chin-Cha-Te full of what we would call values today, but we were left with only the chinchar, childhood is the age of, etc. The networks are full, now and always, of professional hotshots, experts in turning any moment into agony. Each headline has the prompter for him, who seems to have no other intention than to ruin the party for everyone else. Yes, bed bugs are a nuisance.
