Unlike the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, in Spain the citizens want and dream of appearing on television, if possible live. And those of the televisions know it...
Why at this point are the Spaniards crazy about being on television? It is the atavistic Grandparents watching Eurovision – Spain, zero points! –, the brainy ones, The Clave, the part of the time, everyone.
Roger Pons, 27 years old, has appeared on television. And nothing less than in the mornings of Ana Rosa Quintana, the television Ayuso, where he released a phrase from the heritage that is transmitted from generation to generation on the peninsula:
I've been here two hours waiting. You're going to eat my p...!
(That's what I, an audience member, was thinking.)
This Roger has had a difficult week and he exploded live and direct because Ana Rosa's men had promised him a few minutes of glory but they kept him waiting for the intemerata. So he blurted out the sentence and got up from the table, with the misfortune of giving the impression that he was going to show his virile member, on behalf of the group of victims of delays and abuses in television appearances, a club founded by the great Threshold.
Aware that the Ministry of Equality would not give coverage to Rocío Carrasco, Ana Rosa Quintana ordered the music of the task to stop and she limited herself to saying, calm, like the beauties with tables, that her guest was a "moron" (as to go to dinner with her) and it must have been “very ugly” (I say that typical of a popular sardine on the Costa Brava).
The citizen was summoned to explain, as a witness and by videoconference, the incident on a Barcelona night bus whose driver made a talkative passenger get off who made her uncomfortable by shouting “queen”, “beautiful” and the like, in Instead of asking him, under the sign "Forbidden to talk to the driver", if the bus stopped at Barceloneta or at Trauma, the former home of the divorcee.
Roger wanted to go on television but at the agreed time and he expressed his discomfort at the wait in a bad way. Luckily it was no longer breakfast time because half of Spain heard the phrase...
