Tomorrow is the so-called Father's Day - the patriarch, come on -, the perfect excuse to inflict a hostile gift, well in the form of an "experience", a gift that highlights his status as a float - some socks of rhombuses, for example – or remind him of his shortcomings.
The advantage of giving something to a non-pregnant parent is that they will enjoy it so much. The advantage of not giving him something is exactly the same. Hence the convenience of taking advantage of the festivity to take him out of his comfort zone.
Does your father smoke? In this case, not a box of Monte Cristo is imposed - that would be appropriate - but a pharmacological treatment to leave the vice.
Are you a fan of old time music and have a sleeping partner? Nothing like an electrifying surprise. The duo Pimpinela – yes, they live, like those from the Andes – are celebrating an unrepeatable concert on October 3rd – we hope so – at the Coliseum de Barcelona to celebrate 40 years of career (it falls on Tuesday but Barça will already be eliminated from the Champions League) .
Mola Pimpinela with mom, right, dad?
The patriarch cooks, but always the same? I would touch a good recipe book – The wonderful world of cauliflower –, an Andean cooking workshop or a set of knives to prepare sashimi from Lydian bull peppers.
Snoring on the couch on Sunday afternoons? As a shocker, an ideal gift for his personal growth would be to give him a registration on Tinder, with a front photo taken on the beach of Lloret de Mar, summer 1986, with a folio with subsidiary tips about the application : "Dad, don't run!".
Severe parent? A police report from the Villarejo factory – they have lost their jobs –, authenticated by a former janitor from the Ministry of the Interior, which meticulously reconstructs his bachelor party with unpublished witnesses. If it is ordered in time, the man (Villarejo) will add audio and photographs (pixelated or non-pixelated).
And if there is no gift, nothing happens. Patriarchs are good at conforming and are satisfied with an "I love you even if I hide it". Or have them serve a sandwich to watch the classic in peace...