Give me back my life, 'Candy Crush'

If your life is broken, there is nothing like playing Candy Crush.

Oliver Thansan
Oliver Thansan
25 May 2023 Thursday 16:54
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Give me back my life, 'Candy Crush'

If your life is broken, there is nothing like playing Candy Crush. I'm sure you've kicked this damn game out of your life many times, but you always fail like dieting or quitting Twitter, and you go right back to it. Don't be fooled. Candy crush is a drug that doesn't solve your life but at least makes it bearable.

They are hours and hours without thinking or feeling. Free addiction if you ignore that while you're matching colors and saving baby jellybean dragons, the Chinese government is stealing your data to buy your will and sell you lamps, dwarf washing machines and folding brooms. Faust paid Mephistopheles much more.

There are other games, but none as idiotic as Candy Crush. Whole days doing chromatic trios, trying to stop vintage anarchism bombs from exploding and bursting through bubblegum walls. Candy crush advertising notes that it has infinite levels in infinite episodes, with infinite worlds that are updated every week. What do you read? company Loyalty eternity How to resist it?

I have a friend in Madrid in similar life circumstances who has chosen to watch videos of animals devouring each other. It's another good option, no doubt. I have chosen this Dorothy on the endless yellow tile path and more so now that Elton John is in town, perhaps for the last time. Maybe Elton John was the Wizard of Oz and Lady Di, Dorothy. Faced with this possibility, I silence the sound of the game and play Candle in the wind and play with a culture alibi. Pure amniotic pleasure.

pay attention to me Forget alcohol, crazy carers and anti-depressants. Reinstall Candy crush. Sink into this bathtub of softness and stupidity. You will hear no reproach from Candy's lips for your absence. Partly because this girl has an empty head and is a merciless killer of your attention. Lying on the sofa, Elton plays and you can barely feel how Candy is gnawing at your soul and heart.