Start the campaign with fists lilac and brown

Imagine a board of directors of the future.

Thomas Osborne
Thomas Osborne
08 March 2023 Wednesday 08:25
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Start the campaign with fists lilac and brown

Imagine a board of directors of the future. That of Caixabank, for example. Currently there are seventeen members. problem. An exact parity in male-female terms seems impossible. Unless, of course, one of them ends up split in two or militates in one genre on even days and the other on odd days. But since the future will be ideal or it will not be, let's be sure that this setback will also end up being resolved. If the Government already assumes the power to order companies what those who direct and administer them should have between their legs, it is only a matter of time before improvising new regulations that give protection to other groups that, such as women, are also in possession of promissory notes for past and present marginalization.

A fetén board of directors should eventually incorporate racialized people, others of fluid gender, a practitioner of a minority religion, someone with a disability and, depending on how things are put, a representative of veganism and another of animalism. If the final number exceeds the number of seats available, the rule may always be exempted so that a single individual accumulates the representation of several groups. A vegan and animalistic man, a disabled woman evangelist, Mormon or from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, etc. The shareholders and owners of the executive selection companies must be very satisfied. They are going to grow exponentially and deservedly over the next few years.

We already have a new parity law. 8-M is the favorite legislative holiday of the Government of Pedro Sánchez. This year, on the eve of the beginning of the electoral cycle, the punctual appointment with the rabbit out of the hat of political opportunism could not be missing. Who is going to discuss in the middle of the purple week any political initiative raised in the name of feminism? The Generalitat has also signed up to the situation. People who menstruate and pregnant - that's the right language, isn't it? - from now on you will have free personal hygiene products. Nothing to discuss. A subsidy on shaving foam and after shave would be unjustifiable. They can always grow a beard or laser. Nor does it seem very reasonable to study subsidies to the male diet for the extra calories he needs on a daily basis and that in the calculation of a lifetime add up to capital. It would be an exaggeration.

It's a pity that the confetti of such laudable initiatives has come to nothing due to the division of the left and the pitched battle in the government on account of the reform of the law of only yes is yes. The PSOE pointing to Podemos as a releaser of sexual offenders and Podemos doing the same with the PSOE, turned into an endorser of the culture of rape by its government partner. We already wrote it. You have to arrive angry at the elections to defend or try to expand the voter pools. A coalition must necessarily begin with a hug and necessarily go to the polls with a "I won't join you!"...for now. Noble and just causes, such as feminism, have an unromantic use and accounting value in the real world of politics: votes. And there they are, each one fighting for their own with a clean fist with lilac gloves.

Campaigns are always a color palette. Brown has also come into play. The reactivation of the parliamentary commission that has to investigate the Catalonia operation is possible thanks to the change in the attitude of the PSOE, which had been dragging its feet to date. Nothing like a corruption scandal with torrential resonances in your own ranks - Is Tito Berni from Atlético and a fan of Fary? – To rush himself with the dirty laundry of the adversary, with which to date he had been compromising with the usual laziness that always accompanies reasons of state. But let's not get fancy. The extreme seriousness of the matter, which the A Fondo de La Vanguardia team has been reporting these days, makes the reasons that push the Socialists to change their attitude on this issue irrelevant. That the citizen interest prevails. So let's cheer on the colors of the campaign that has already arrived. From lilac to brown!